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Joke of the Day
"If you have rectal cancer and it's treated with radiation therapy... Is that a Rem job?"
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"Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head? Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow."
"How do Russians watch online movies? Nyetflix!"
"ME *sees baby crab in stroller*: He's so cute! I just wanna rip his lil legs off dip em in butter and eat them! MOM CRAB *beaming*: thank u"
"Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships... and apparently, ""in HD"" wasn't the correct answer."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? (NSFW) To suck the cock"
"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless."
"You matter... Until you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy."
"The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. ""For whosoever we are about to eat may the Lord make us truly thankful."""
"Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said ""Neigh"""