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Joke of the Day

"The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. ""For whosoever we are about to eat may the Lord make us truly thankful."""

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"amazing how folks can pinpoint the subtle floral undertones in a glass of wine while i'm like ""yo, is there mustard on this grilled cheese?"""
"I'm taking part in the Hillsborough triathlon today! Football, squash, and fencing."
"""No, Dad, Vampire Weekend is not like Shark Week..."""
"What do you call a bunch of gay slaves? Fruits of labor."
"What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID? an impasta!"
"When I go to my Profile Page I am so happy it says ""That's You!"" because I get confused easily."
"Why do German shower-heads have 11 holes? because Jews only have 10 fingers."
"Chicken and the Egg were sitting in bed. The Egg looks at the Chicken and says, ""we sure answered THAT question."""
"*guy collapses* ICE CREAM MAN: does anyone know CPR DOCTOR:*looks at ice cream cones in both his hands, looks up, then slowly walks away*"