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Joke of the Day

"Change cant be given to you every time, you must bring the change - great lines said by Mr.Jamil, bus conductor now read again"

"What I admire about England I'm a Malaysian man,and I went to England for my 2 weeks vacation.What surprise me,the kid in England,5-7 years old,already know how to speak English"

"My name is Seamus and I build that bridge you just drove over. It's the longest spanning bridge in Ireland. Do they call me Seamus the Famous Bridge Builder? No, they don't, but fuck one sheep..."

"BBC News: Man is killed by wave. Fuck, how big was the other guy's hand!?"

"How's your baby? Your baby penis!"

"If you're ever cold, stand in a corner. It's always ninety degrees"

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because oxygen is free."

"How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. The mods do that for her."

"Superman: I hate your Bat Cave! I can't get cell service Batman: Your carrier sucks Superman: Oh yeah, who do you use? Batman: Bat Mobile"

"Community college"