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Joke of the Day

"How come no one liked the Chinese food enthusiast? He was a mega lo meiniac."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.. heh"

"Trump's pussy grabbing days are behind him... But now he has his finger on a different red button."

"What type of bees make milk? Boo bees"

"Why did they invent the shopping cart? To teach women to walk on their hind legs."

"Women are like snow flakes. They can't drive."

"Boyfriend rushes home: Pack your bag honey, I've won Rs.10 crores in a lottery. Girl Friend: Wow! Dubai or Switzerland? Boyfriend: Who Cares? You just pack your bag & GET LOST!!!"

"I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in most department stores, so I wouldn't read too much into it."

"My Mom watched me play ""Madden"" for 40 minutes then asked ""What game are you watching?"" I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands."

"I found out why amphibious cars never caught on. They were always getting toad."