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Joke of the Day

"tailor's daughter. Did you hear about the tailor's daughter ? She was so good with a needle and thread she never felt a prick til she was 12 years old."

"What do you call a Mexican Juggalo? A Faygo Diego"

"The only nation I will ever rule is.... Procrastination."

"I've lost so many friends to babies."

"A Haiku A problem that I Have with haikus is that I Always run out of"

"What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business."

"A friend if mine asked me what will I do tomorrow... I told him I have to go on HIV test and then he replied, Oh shit... I am sure you can do it... stay positive!"

"Two Peanuts Walk into a Bar... One of them was a salted."

"Schizophrenic walks into a psychiatrists office . . . says, ""Doc, am I as crazy as he says we are?"""

"A married man's prayer; Dear God, you gave me childhood, you took it away You gave me youth, you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now... Just reminding you......"