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Joke of the Day

"I was going to make an anal joke... butt fuck it. I know I know I'm a terrible reposter. I'll see myself out."

"I just tried to kill a spider with hairspray He's still alive, but his hair looks amazing."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... Jk, rowling."

"The original Latin name for Monday was Thisshitagain. #littleknownfacts #alsonottrue"

"Do twins have the same size penis? It's a valid question. I'm sleeping with one and really hope the other brother is doing better"

"What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs? A couple of steps closer to their final destination."

"Nobody lives forever, but especially not that homeless person I just ran over."

"Daddy what is a transvestite? -Ask Mommy, he knows."

"Hendrix didn't need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD."

"I bought some vinyl cleaner, just for the record."