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Joke of the Day
"My wife's fanny smells like roses.. But rose's is tighter."
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"So Brad Pitt is being investigated for child abuse after yelling at his kids on a flight. Better send my mum to the electric chair then."
"your laughing style Hehehe hahaaha ahahaha ohahahooo ehahahee"
"Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it? because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*"
"yes off course i'm an American My friend calls me up and asks ""Hey are you free tonight?"" And I say of course, I'm American"
"Life is like poker. I try to get 21 but always hit on 14."
"Did you hear about the man who couldn't keep his herb garden under control? He had bad thyme management."
"Two ants, Jack and Rose, are sitting on a leaf on water. Suddenly, a small tide comes and upturns the leaf. Only the girl ant sinks... ...because the other is a buoy ant"
"An American spy on Russia has just leaked confidential information regarding their government [deleted]"
"*For Harry Potter fans* What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak? Parcel-tongue"