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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a retarded jelly? A slow jam."
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"Just invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat... Prophets are through the roof!!!"
"My dad told me to be the best I can be and to always be at the top I told him ""I am at the top ...... of a bell curve"""
"In the movie Titanic it always bugged me that she stayed on the raft when clearly she had more body fat for warmth."
"An only child invented the boomerang."
"Structural Engineering Because architects don't know what physics is."
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
"What do you call a knight with a morning star? Don"
"Hey, remember when AT&T told you to ""reach out and touch someone"" and you ended up with that restraining order? Good times!"
"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Woman"