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Joke of the Day

"What's smokey the bear's middle name? The."

"Is it so much to ask that everyone who ever wronged me be forced to leave the country and change their identity?"

"What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up? Let's go back to being cousins."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? Both have to smell it, but neither can taste it."

"""Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?"" ""Not much, just working on my Theseus."""

"Yo mama so fat... that when she has threesomes the dudes never meet."

"What's worse that biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion."

"I may be schizophrenic ... But at least I have each other."

"An eskimo was showing another eskimo pictures of his house... ... The other eskimo said ""That's an ice picture!""."

"Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency? It's always prepared."