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"""The holocaust didn't happen, Buzz Aldrin did 9/11 & I wear my mom's panties."" - guy who doesn't know how to play 2 Truths & a Lie"

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"I play my women like I play the cello. I don't play the cello."
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"Why is depressed clothing so convenient? It hangs itself"
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