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Joke of the Day

"My father just texted that he's been kicked off the roof of a Cleveland casino for grilling hotdogs, if you ever wondered why I am this way."

"Why did the nose run? It did snot want to be late"

"Soon be Christmas... WHO SAYS doing Christmas shopping early avoids the crush? Last year, I did mine a full 12 months in advance, and the shops were just as busy as ever."

"Can't shake this headache. Perhaps the shaking isn't helping"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street.... And one of them was assaulted"

"I played a piano duet with myself... it was a Heart and Soulo"

"Finding out your ex has a bad life is like finding 100 $ in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face."

"""Hitler, no Hitlering!"" said Dora. But it was too late."

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... Sits down and orders a side of fries, the bartender says ""sorry we don't serve food here."""

"What happens when an egg laughs? He cracks up"