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Joke of the Day

"Missing socks When you lose a sock in the wash or laundry hamper, the one that's left becomes more human than you know. It's looking for its sole mate."

"My Favorite Politician Quote (not sure if this belongs here but what the hell) ""Madam, I may be drunk but you're ugly, and in the morning I'll be sober."" - Winston Churchill"

"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects."

"A dating site that connects Tupperware containers with lost lids."

"Archaeologists discover the remains of a slave-worker under famous statue in Giza Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation"

"Why I love circular logic... Because I love circular logic!"

"Why did the clam get in an accident? He was talking on his shellphone."

"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."

"I always carry cake, just in case someone pulls a knife on me."

"Every women should have four animals. A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for everything!"