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Joke of the Day
"What did the priest say to the altar boy who liked chickens Cock-a-diddle-you"
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"News is reporting a nun just had a baby. It's official, a nun is getting more action than me."
"Dear media: There's nothing shocking about celebrities going topless, getting drunk, or falling over. nnLet me know when they read a book."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat."
"If you are American when you go into the bathroom... ... and you are American when you come out of the bathroom. What are you while you are in the bathroom? European!"
"A classic Tommy Cooper gag * I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' * He said: 'How flexible are you?' * I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'"""
"I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She cried & then she hugged me."
"I just got a job circumcising elephants. The pay is terrible, but the tips are huge."
"When you first learn about the Banach-Tarski Paradox it sounds cool... ...but, when you break it down, you'll realize you've actually seen it twice."
"What did one Spanish speaking white supremacist say to the other Spanish speaking white supremacist after eating a piece of delicious cake? Que queque!"