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Joke of the Day
"I just got a job circumcising elephants. The pay is terrible, but the tips are huge."
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"Bad sex is still better than a good day at work!"
"I think I've discovered my supersymmetric partner."
"You can't force someone to love you. All you can do is hire a panda suit and wait outside their window reading sonnets."
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" mean the same thing...except when you're at a funeral."
"Terrorists are starting to get worried coz Americans have now started to steal their jobs"
"Knock Knock Who's there? An interrupting black woman. An interrupting black- MMMMMMMHMMMMMMM"
"Me: Wake up 5-year-old: Me: We're late 5: Me: The house is on fire 5: Me: Your sister touched your stuff 5: *barrel rolls out of bed*"
"I kept hitting my fingers while trying to nail a sign to my wall... So I said, ""Screw it!"""
"what did the lactose intolerant man say after eating an ice cream cone? please excuse my dairy air"