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Joke of the Day
"why didn't Hitler pass algebra? He didn't know the final solution."
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"I wish I was a baby so I could pass out in public with a bottle and no one would look twice."
"[Entire house is full of trees] Girlfriend: What did you do?! Me: You told me to spruce things up. GF: Everything's stuck to everything!!!"
"Found a lump in my testicles, had to get it checked out It was much bigger than the other two"
"Although I don't care for rap music, I don't denigrate it. For those who like rap music, denigrate means to speak negatively about."
"Why do Democrats push for more gun control? Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot."
"Why can you only date girls named Ana?... ...because I got a tattoo that says Ana"
"My wife asked me to take out the trash. I said, ""Why Should I? You cooked it!"""
"My Thanksgiving, in math √-1 ——   8"
"So I have a black girlfriend now ...after I severely burned my hand on the stove"