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Joke of the Day
"A roasted peanut is a regular peanut that was made fun of by celebrity peanuts."
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"My girlfriend was sucking my dick...... My girlfriend was sucking my dick when she took it out of her mouth and said ""I don't really like the way dicks look."" I said ""Hmmm, it must be about taste"""
"A hot girl in the hallway just smiled at me, but don't worry; I yelled ""I'm taken,"" and ran into the men's bathroom where she can't follow."
"What are crisp like milk and go 'eek eek eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !"
"Very few things upset my wife. So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them."
"You might not be a Bulls fan, but I know you felt it when this D rose."
"DEFENSE! DEFENSE! Defense: I have a boyfriend"
"Kayne and Kim name their new daughter ""North"" I hope there's a perfume coming: ""North"" by North West."
"Did you know half your penis is inside you? If that's true, I'm all the way up to three inches."
"You may call it ""alcohol abuse"" but I've never heard alcohol complain."