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Joke of the Day
"Who do you call when your x wing is stolen The poelice"
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"""I don't know the government, and I'm not giving them any of my coins."" - my 4yo after I explained taxes"
"Heard this one in a film you all might have seen A man is talking to his son and says, ""You know, son, if you don't stop masturbating, you're going to go blind."" The son says, ""Dad, I'm over here."""
"A wise man once said that nothing really dies, it just comes back in a new form Then he died."
"I kill people for a living with my jokes! HAHAHAHAHHAHA FUCK YOU"
"My brother just updated his status to ""I love my girlfriend <3"". I always knew he liked them young, but that is f*cking ridiculous."
"Why is it so hard to throw a party in space? Because you have to planet."
"Best thing about drinking in downtown LA is that if u need a bathroom, it's all around you"
"We're probably missing out on a lot of good candy by stereotyping creepy people who have white vans with tinted windows who give free candy."
"Oh, I'm just in the bathroom stall, standing on the toilet. So yeah, it's 4/20 & I'm totally high on pot."