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Joke of the Day

"imagime if introverts were as aggresive to extroverts as extroverts r to introverts ""why do u hav to socialize"" ""why dont u stay in"" ""loser"""

"What questioned started the Holocaust? What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"

"I keep an extra stash of tampons in my purse to launch at blowhards who punctuate the end of their sentence with the word, ""Period!"""

"A woman at my gym has a jellyfish tattoo on her arm. So I peed on her"

"What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly? For-Mal-To-Hide."

"Husband: I love you. Me: Bullshit name 2 of my albums."

"Cat with 16 lives There was a cat with 16 lives. It was run over by a 4x4 and it died."

"Why do the ladies love Jesus so much? Because he comes twice and he was hung like this: (spread your arms like you're on the cross)"

"What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor I'm sorry...."

"When the only light in your world is suddenly gone ...it's time to recharge your phone."