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Joke of the Day

"What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly? For-Mal-To-Hide."

"The banana apologized to the apple. You're very sweet, but I'm sorry I don't find you a**peel**ing [I know this was terrible. I guess this wasn't your taste.](#s)"

"DOING NF NOW! ign OpticVpredz [x1] [xboxone]"

"I want to tell a joke about infrastructure spending in the UK but only people in London will get it."

"My friends and I were trying to decide which award winning drama TV show we should watch It came down to the wire."

"Maybe the Titanic really was a ship of dreams... and its dream was to be a submarine."

"I'm so fresh... ...I get put in the produce section."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered six offender"

"Yo mama ... Yo mama is so fat that when she plays agar.io she's already on top of the leader board"

"My scout leader taught me a very valuable lesson... ... ""If you lick your fingers and wet it a little, it will slide right in"". Threading needles has never been this easy!"