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Joke of the Day

"I actually like the smell of moth balls, but it's so hard to hold them still without hurting their little wings."

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"Why do most men like women with big boobs and tight pussies? Because most men have big mouths and small cocks."
"*Cooks dinner for family* Gets arrested for attempting to cause great bodily harm"
"Whars long ha nuts on either sude and has an asshole around the corner The hallway in the mental hospital i just I just escaped"
"Have you seen www.yawn.com? Yes but I'm a bit tired of it."
"Why was the panda crying? He had a bambooboo. Aonther one from my 9 year old."
"People are like slinkys... ... they're no fun to look at but when you push em down the stairs you cant help but smile."
"I was doing a crossword and asked my Jamaican friend for help I asked him, ""Hey, what's a 10 letter word for colossal or huge?"" He said, ""Monumental!"" I replied, ""No, I'm not."""
"Practiced my breakup on my cats last night and today they are gone."
"What's the best part of a redneck brothel? The family discount"