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Joke of the Day

"If I had to choose between a stepstool and a device that let's me get even higher... ...I'd take the ladder. (I'll just leave now)"

"""Look guys! No hands!"" -captain of the Titanic"

"I found a good bread recipe where you don't have to get your hands messy from mixing it The bread was kneadless, to say"

"It is 2022. Everyone has bought a pair of beats by dre. Doctor dre chuckles, his mind control device is ready"

"Did you hear about the gay german? Apparently he Adolf Hitler."

"They Call this a condition... LOL Binge Eating Disorder. http://www.bingeeatingdisorder.com/"

"I just remembered the fuck out of the titans."

"Critics of Islam are advocating the use of pages of the Quran as toilet paper which brings into question ones own wisdom for whipping ones arse with bullshit."

"A guy who hates vegans, a guy who hates atheists, and a guy who hates people who do crossfit walk into a bar. And I know this because they won't shut the fuck up about it."

"Finally listened to the audiobook for ""The Hunger Games"". In my opinion, the book was better."