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Joke of the Day

"If I had to choose between a stepstool and a device that let's me get even higher... ...I'd take the ladder. (I'll just leave now)"

"Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers"

"How did the mermaid prostitute make all her money? Blue whales"

"Q: What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint? A: Both crews were marooned."

"""What should we name this fruit?"" ""Passion!"" ""..."" ""..."" ""Let's not let Todd name any more fruits."""

"A white supremacist, racist, and antisemite walk into a bar Oh wait, that's the White House"

"Baltimore's chief export seems to be artisanal crime narrative."

"After my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, I decided to start thinking about names. In the end I went for Juan Carlos and hopped on the next flight to Spain."

"What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !"

"Where do animals go when they lose their tails? The retail store!"