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Joke of the Day
"Where do animals go when they lose their tails? The retail store!"
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"I have good news & bad news ""bad news 1st"" I died youre talking to a ghost ""OMG & the good news?"" I broke the world record for eating bees"
"What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be? Feyonce."
"Why is a rat and a jew alike? you can find both running through the sewer after a nice hot shower."
"None for me. I'll eat when I'm dead ""You don't understand how that saying works, do you?"" I'll understand how the saying works when I'm dead"
"Two hikers are standing on a bridge over a stream, peeing over the side. First hiker: ""Wow, this water's cold."" Second hiker: ""And deep."""
"I've come to the conclusion that these Paul Walker jokes aren't funny... Cause I called his family and told them 5 of my BEST ones. They didn't laugh at ANY of them."
"What did the stop light say to the car? Don't look I am changing"
"Money doesn't buy happiness..."
"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget"