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Joke of the Day
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents."
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"I feel really bad for pedophiles It must be really hard to fit in"
"If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream!"
"I need a new therapist. After a long session with my therapist describing all my various problems, she asked if I'd ever considered suicide. When I said no, she replied ""Well, you should."""
"Why would you get mad? Because you cant take a joke."
"I don't have a vagina, but I'm pretty sure sex feels a lot like cleaning your ear out with a Q-tip."
"If you want to set up and run a small company... ...that's your business"
"The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."
"Pickup lines in /r/jokes? Stahp."
"I finally came out of the closet today... My mom then walks up to me, and says something to me. ""Holy fuck, How messy is your closet Joe? You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"""