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Joke of the Day
"What Did The Pirate Say On His 80th Birthday? Ayyyye Matey!!!"
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"A Joke About Kim Jong Un [removed]"
"I'm 12 feet taller than my grandparents. I'm 6 feet tall and they're 6 feet under."
"If clinical depression was a sound, it would be two people trying to talk at the same time during a conference call."
"You're a guy, therefore you can't ""hehehehe""."
"One man's sarcastic answer, is another man's stupid question"
"I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam. 2B or not 2B - that is the question."
"What's black and looks good on a lawyer? An unconvicted felon."
"Feel free to not tell me how sore you are from working out."
"My wife's favorite position is the one where I lie very still wearing nothing but a toe tag and she starts dating again."