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Joke of the Day
"What Did The Pirate Say On His 80th Birthday? Ayyyye Matey!!!"
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"What happens if you get human DNA in a goat? You get banned from the petting zoo."
"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'll be in 5 years I don't have 2020 vision"
"Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !"
"How do you escape from a Jewish Cop? You take the toll road."
"Sometimes the smartest thing you can do, is play stupid."
"I'm really sorry to hear about Donald Trump Nothing happened to him. I'm just sorry to hear about him."
"What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal? A doctor."
"What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds? Deez Nutz"