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Joke of the Day

"I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005. It was full of private messages from women who wanted to ""Blockbuster and Chill""."

"My ransom was dropped from $30,000 to fifty bucks when my parents told my kidnappers it'd take 2 days to come up with the money."

"I planted something on Earth Day... My ass in my recliner for the day!"

"Customer: Why does your sign say ""Fine Dining""? Waiter: We can dream can't we?"

"I was trying to make a black guy joke. But it didnt work"

"What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti halloweenies devils food cake and booberry pie !"

"Why did the chicken have a seance? To get to the other side"

"What Happens if you eat Yeast and Shoe Polish ? Every morning you will RISE and SHINE."

"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on my windscreen which said, 'Parking Fine.' That was nice..."

"With the amount of people who hide their identity online you'd think this place is rampant with superheroes."