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Joke of the Day
"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Cause the it would be a foot!"
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"Why don't more people cook Armenian food? Because it can be very thyme-consuming."
"A man and a woman are talking Man: I can predict the future. I know my child's last name. But you can't. Woman: Well I know my child is going to be mine."
"What do you call a Mexican little person? A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)..."
"Boss: I'll tell you what I want Me: So tell me what you want, what you really really want *office breaks into Spice Girls dance routine"
"How much does automail cost? An arm and a leg."
"What do your mother and a marathon have in common? They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys."
"You may think a squirt of water in the face is the best way to reprimand cats but turns out it works pretty well on people too."