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Joke of the Day
"Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive? Because he crossed the line"
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"We are friends until the waiter sets that plate of nachos down on the table, then we are mortal enemies"
"What do you call a bee that gets engaged? A Beyonce."
"Why don't cops get along with black people? They should at least take a shot at it"
"A group of guys with ponytails is called a flock of Steven Seagulls"
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and forty nine cents and deer nuts are under a buck"
"What type of fossil fuel likes to tell dick jokes? Crude Oil"
"Me: goodnight kids Kids: goodnight dad Me: goodnight monster that eats children who are bad Wife: [through radio under the bed] GOODNIGHT"
"Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns."
"What is the greatest dilemma for a Jewish mother? She learns her son is gay, but he's dating a doctor."