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Joke of the Day
"What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common? You guessed it: we're all white."
Next Joke
"I can deal with shootings and police harassment. But it's January 4th and some maniac is playing Christmas music. Time to leave the ghetto"
"The difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler. Usain Bolt managed to finish a race while Hitler couldn't."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock Knock *Who's there?* The chicken!"
"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi?"
"Your love life"
"What do you call a dog on the beach? Sandy Claws Merry Christmas"
"Had a fight with a one dimensional entity yesterday... The outcome was pretty one sided."
"1,3,7,9 Were murdered last night What are the odds of that happening?"
"What does Sigmund Freud say comes between fear and sex? funf (it helps if you say it out loud, and understand German) :-)"