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Joke of the Day

"I can't take anymore of this 50 Shades of Grey promo. It's still your basic Cinderella story. Now she just has a ball gag."

"When is the one time when no doesn't mean no? When a woman rejects feminism."

"Did you hear about the strawberry jam and grape jelly hooking up? They got marmalaid."

"How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base? I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone."

"Reddit knock knock joke Knock knock..who's there...go away the punchline is private!!"

"My mother is the strongest woman I know. You should see how far she could throw a shoe."

"Facebook, where a bathroom shot of a duckface is considered hot'"

"My daughter asked me if I know how to do the Running Man, like my generation didn't invent it. Anyway, that's what brings me to the ER."

"[At work] ""guys check this out"" [Tries to do the fake walking downstairs thing but gets it wrong & walks up into the air] ""Holy shit help"""

"A Funeral Director isn't the best position in this economy... It's a dying trade"