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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot? A lamingTON!"
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"I wanted to reserve a copy of a new novel coming out But they were all booked"
"There's this one girl student in my class that always dresses slutty and shows of her curves... ...and that's not even the best part about home-schooling"
"MSNBC: Racist gets what he deserves! FOX: What's next, thought crimes? CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird"
"Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside? --- HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE"
"LIFE LESSON: Never do anything which you don't want to explain to the Paramedics."
"What do you call a display of Australian patriotism? Stockholm Syndrome."
"there is something good about pedophiles... ...they make a kick-ass cocoa!"
"I'm beginning to think some of you are not your Avi's, which makes me sad. I thought I had a unicorn and dinosaur friend."
"I imagine Hell is just a place where you watch a montage of people's hands you've shook that didn't wash them after they used the bathroom."