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Joke of the Day

"[date] HER: Any hobbies? ME: I collect old comics HER: Oh! Like 1st editions? ME: [flashback to Billy Crystal tied up in basement] Sure"

"To all the fisherman out there... You da reel MVP"

"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"Whats an Italians favourite part of football? Half time, they get to switch sides again"

"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"Whats with all this Anti-Semitic Jokes lately? Jew nose... - I am truely sorry for that one"

"Literature for the blind What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater? This is the most violent story I've ever read!"

"Every idiot can use a computer. Most do."

"What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste"

"Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !"