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Joke of the Day

"Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !"

"What is Irish and sits on your deck? Patty O'Furniture !"

"""When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?"" ""Because I couldn't find a fake car."""

"When I stay at a man's house that I want to see again I always ""accidentally"" lose something there, like my phone, my sweater, or my dignity."

"I just went to church and had communion. Ok it was a gas station and I had 2 donuts but I did say a prayer before scratching my lotto ticket"

"i would like to join whatever weight loss program my wallet is on because its working wonders"

"Gonna put on an orange vest and start digging a hole until someone stops me."

"What do you call an octopus that loves jokes? A knock-knocktopus."

"What did the O say to the Q? ""Dude, you're dicks hanging out"""

"I just opened an express clothing alteration business. It's called Tailor Swift."