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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio"
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"If you see me out somewhere and act like you didn't, you should know that I ignored you first."
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Smallpox."
"My wife and I have been seeing a counselor for our sex life, and things have really been improving. We take turns on her."
"What kind of blaster would you ambush Darth Vader with? I would use a sandblaster."
"Soon a hero will rise. Then he will fall again. Then he will rise and also fall. Wait. The hero is on a trampoline."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the light bulb, two to make a documentary about it."
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"a car just rolled by blasting the ""Duck Tales"" theme song so now I'm chasing after it and trying to catch up with my new best friend"