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Joke of the Day

"How Many Friendzoned Guys Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."

"when chuck Norris went to find Bigfoot, Bigfoot copied him self to escape from chuck"

"People will hate you, rate you, break you, and shake you. How strong you stand is what makes you.("",)"

"""Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road, please?"" Oh. Yea. Good thinkin'. Can't be too careful. A lot of bad drivers out there."

"I've started calling my penis the bullet. It's really small and comes really fast."

"I Like my Woman How I Like my Coffee... Hot, in the kitchen, and ready for me when I wake up."

"Oh vajazzled is definitely going on my bucket list. I'll pity the fool that has to jazzle my vag."

"Interviewer: Your CV is a flip book of you setting things on fire. Me: Wrong. If you flip the pages the other way I'm putting the fires out."

"How can you tell when a Canadian is successful? He dies in his LA home at 82."

"Why do people smile in Africa? So they won't run into each other in the dark."