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Joke of the Day

"Proof that Donald Trump is a racist Tomorrow he is going to throw a black family out of their house."

"What is the purpose of war? ""God created War so that Americans would learn Geography"" - Mark Twain"

"Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident? This guy!!!"

"In 1940 Goebbels made a speech... Proclaiming that the Swastika was an example of the Golden Ratio. Turns out it was a fibbin' Nazi..."

"Is it strange how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how strange it is?"

"What's the easiest way to pay a musician? Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza"

"""With people now being able to decide their own gender, how do you feel about people who identify as household appliances?"" ""I'm certainly not a big fan."""

"How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs? Tickled."

"always good to put one of those Apple stickers that comes with ur iPhone on your car so thieves know which car to break in to."

"The baby wasn't very good at transitioning out of breastfeeding I guess you could say he sucked at tit"