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Joke of the Day
"No matter how much you push the envelope... ...it's still stationery."
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"Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette"
"I don't know when but there was a moment in my life when food changed from friend to lover."
"If I'm ever murdered, I have no doubt that my chalk outline would include my phone in my hand."
"Doctor: The tests came back. They don't look good. The tests: ok wow this is the kind of attitude that made us leave in the first place"
"There's no such thing as ""elevator etiquette"" buddy. Just enjoy your back scratch."
"(This one is better when spoken) Did you hear about the man with two penises? Yep. First one he named Jose. Second one he named hose B.(again, better spoken)"
"A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose a friend asked ""how much did you pay for that?"" ""I paid through the nose!"" he replied"
"Apparently, Bill Cosby likes his women the way he likes his Jello Pudding... ...passed out cold."
"Hot singles in my area have heard about me and are moving to other areas"