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Joke of the Day
"Do you give head to strangers? Or should I introduce myself?"
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"What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity? Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes."
"I dated a mime that was a mistress Being tied up was a little complicated."
"How Many Feminists Does it Take to Change a Light bulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change a thing."
"Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy one!"
"After the ""incident"" at the family cabin, my Indian name is Bounces Off Deck."
"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny!"
"Give a girl a plane ticket... ... and she'll fly for a day. Push a girl from a plane, and she'll get to fly for the rest of her life."
"CRIME SCENE me: four dots in his neck, i suspect two vampires british officer: what about that bloody fork me: this is no time to eat sir"
"Knock knock Who's there? Control Freak. Now you say ""Control Freak who?"""