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Joke of the Day

"""how'd your football team football today?"" those footballers footballed quite well...really good footballin'"

"How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously? By feeding the poor to the hungry."

"What did MC Hammer say to his wife when she caught him cheating? Can't trust this"

"""Size DOES matter"", I whisper to my double stuffed Oreos."

"Why is 4840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre."

"I'm a passive aggressive driver. I pass other drivers and then aggressively speed towards the next one."

"Lance Armstrong revealed this Tour De France will be his last, again. Not even Brett Favre believes him anymore."

"I went to the club last night... They played The Twist, so I did the twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come On Eilien... and I got kicked out."

"How do we know dolphins are the only other animals that have sex for pleasure? They pull out."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not funny."