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Joke of the Day
"Tear gas is the saddest gas."
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"The opening ceremony for our ribbon repair business was pretty confusing."
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"It turns out I'm awesome at sex I come first every time!"
"Afghan shaking a carpet I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, ""What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?"""
"The only thing worse than paying for internet access in a hotel is free wireless that doesn't work."
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"Why did the tiger get lost in the jungle? Because the jungle is massive!"