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Joke of the Day

"What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common? They're both hide and seek champions!"

"""Ways you would tell your mother you secretly have the hots for her."" -Family Freud"

"Accidentally bought a Venti at Starbucks and now I can't afford to go to college :("

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? TUH KEELLUHHH!!!"

"Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world"

"Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them."

"I honestly don't know how much longer I can be expected to go on before I inherit a manor with a horrifying secret"

"I think you should be able to plead ""humidity"" in some murder cases."

"BREAKING: Europe awaiting a new wave of economical refugees! But atleast their English is bloody excellent!"

"My knock, knock joke Knock, Knock Who's there? The Doctor. Doctor who? No, just The Doctor."