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Joke of the Day

"The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar."

"Crime rates are down 100% after President Obama made it illegal to do crimes. ""I don't know why we didn't think of this before,"" he said."

"How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey? With his Shtick."

"Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead? He heard they had PIE."

"Having a toddler is like harboring a bipolar, schizophrenic, incontinent, adorable, tiny dictator."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and re-sell it."

"Waiter there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!"

"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber"

"Why is santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"Do you think, when they were looking for that Carmen girl, that they ever checked San Diego? Just a thought."