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Joke of the Day

"In order to say you're ""born again"" you should have to spend a week on a cross or 9 months in a vat of amniotic fluid."

"Where does a homosexual Southerner live? In dick-sea land"

"You know those little helmet stickers some football teams use to reward personal achievement? Bald guys should do that."

"My neighbour is in the Guinness book of world records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone's throw away, in fact."

"For what I lack in imagination, I more than make up for in something else."

"Friend: Do you have a bird problem? Me: No. Friend: Why is there a scare crow in your compound. Me: Oh that? That's for people."

"A man walks up to a juice bar... There's no punch line."

"Poetry cannot be justified. It's a typography joke."

"I'm the kind of guy who peeks under bathroom stalls and asks where you go for taxes."

"I got a $100 bill tattooed on my penis.... My girlfriend asked why I did it, and I told her 'well you're always asking for money to blow...'"