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Joke of the Day

"I tried learning braille, but it was really tough. Those bumps are hard to see"

"""Well children"" said the cannibal cooking teacher. ""What did you make of the new English teacher?"" ""Burgers ma'am."""

"I'd expect Captain America to be fatter."

"A rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on one shoulder ... The bartender says, ""Hey, where'd you get that?"" And the frog says, ""Brooklyn, der's hundreds of um."""

"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy Gang Rape testing the water to see if I get referred to the local authorities also, inspired by someone else with a rape joke"

"How does Ohm conduct an orchestra? Standing on his head!"

"What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd? 1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation"

"a 80s movie style montage of me trying on different condoms and my bros keep shaking their heads"

"How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb."

"What's the best thing about finger blasting a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"