198091

Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about finger blasting a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"

"Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on viagra? His wife died."

"My teacher said he doesn't like imaginary numbers because the uses are limited. I asked him whether he was for reals."

"""Well, that just isn't gay enough"" - the inventor of wrestling, shortly before adding spandex to the mix."

"Marriage is like Comcast. Frustrating as hell and once a month you get screwed."

"If a tree farm is planted next to a cornfield ... and over time grows to steal sunlight from the cornfield, would that be farmed robbery?"

"An englishman a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar The welshman isn't there because he's still at the euros"

"A tiny Tarzan swinging from your Tampon string."

"How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears."

"Don't judge Charlie Sheen until you've snorted a mile in his coke."