23182

Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Bob, how do you make a nail plural? Dumb Bob: You add S. T: *amazed* Yes! Come up to the board and show us. DB: [writes] SNAIL"

Next Joke
 
"I was fired from the orange juice factory I just couldn't concentrate."
"George W Bush looked exactly like a chimpanzee, and Michelle Obama has the face of a gorilla... The White House should be the name of the monkey exhibit at the Washington DC Zoo!"
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!"
"I don't like 9/11 jokes they're 2 plane"
"My questionnaire for teenage girls: 1. can you not 2. do you even 3. whatever"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly this dick in your mom's mouth"
"if 9-5 is a full time job, and 11/4 is a part time job, what's 9-11? An inside job."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and an oompa loompa? If you are wise, you won't listen to him."
"What's the hardest thing about roller blading? Hearing that fucking joke all day."
Terms & Privacy