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Joke of the Day
"I cannot take my new pet cat seriously She's always kitten around"
Next Joke
"My friends in Germany were complaining that they couldn't find a good bagel anywhere... well whose fault is that?"
"I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids."
"What did the bullied microchip say? PIC on someone your own size!"
"How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man? They use a machine gun."
"Yo mama so stupid that..... she tried to stop the cold war with a heater."
"Personal space is a concept I did not understand in Kindergarten I guess that's why they fired me."
"It's strange that most republicans are homophobic... especially when they're obsessed with screwing all the gay guys in the country."
"Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale? Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
"What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert? ""My chestnuts are roasting"""