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Joke of the Day

"I've always taught my children that no matter what race or religion, all good looking people deserve respect."

"What's the plural of Ebola West Africa Credit goes to /u/Malfunkdung"

"My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are But I laugh more."

"""well well well, if it isn't the person who didn't like my Instagram photo"" is how i like to address pretty much everyone"

"What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends? Another Juan"

"Why Won't Monica Lewinski vote for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth"

"Why did the man bring his jar of jam to the abortion clinic? He had trouble unscrewing it."

"Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet."

"Every day, hundreds of seals are clubbed to death by hunters. It's snow joke."

"What are ducks' favorite drug? Quack."