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Joke of the Day

"TIL That I Shouldn't have gone to law school, because everyone in /r/news already has their law degree"

"Why did Prince William lose his cool? He wasn't properly heir conditioned."

"Everyday, millions of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence. Eat a steak."

"How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One they're just like the rest of us except they're good with money."

"I wrote a play on my computer It's a play on word"

"sometimes I'm really not sure which KKK is the worst, the racist one, or kim, kourtney & khloe."

"Let me tell you about the raccoons that hangout in my garbage. They all have pistols and they would kill ur whole family for one Pringle"

"I wish dogs had facial expressions because when he's obviously checking out my junk, I'd kind of like to know his opinion."

"You don't have to write 'Twitter addict' in your bio. Your 58675687K tweets give it up by themselves."

"Wanna find out how I made my dick 12 inches? I folded it in half."