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Joke of the Day
"Why did Prince William lose his cool? He wasn't properly heir conditioned."
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"Two men walk into a BAR... The third one ducked!"
"What do you call a crayon without any wax? A crayoff"
"What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both can be used to carry vegetables...."
"TIL Micheal Bay's 'Pearl Harbour' made almost $ 200 million... ...I thought that it bombed! [re-worded Greg Proops joke from DLM]"
"Don't be afraid to put yourself out there. The worst that can happen is embarrassment, social shame and everyone thinking you're an idiot"
"With great power comes huge electricity bill"
"Can anyone recommend a few thousand books on hoarding?"
"What do 7 out of 8 people enjoy? Gang rape."
"What's the difference between a women's track team and a bunch of African pygmies? The African pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts. The women's track team are a bunch of running cunts."