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Joke of the Day
"Wanna find out how I made my dick 12 inches? I folded it in half."
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"Ladies... If you want guys at the bar to leave you alone don't tell them you have a boyfriend cause men don't care about that. Tell them you have a p*nis."
"Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory? Two test-tickles."
"Trump's ego is so big... Trump's ego is so big that when he bangs a super-model, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off. -Seth Macfarlane, CC Roast of Trump"
"This kid is walking down the street. This kid is walking down the street with just a shoe on. He meets a friend who asks him: ""What happened? Have you lost a shoe?"" ""No, I found one."""
"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects."
"You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers.."
"Sometimes, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life."
"What do you call a Mexican Jedi? Obi-Juan"
"No YOU sober up, lamp."